Ailene Brown and Shmeco Thomas of Oklahoma attempted to steal $2,600 dollars of clothing and shoes at T.J.Maxx…not by using the usual shoplifting techniques but by “actually concealing them in areas of their body where excess skin was,” read: hiding them in their body fat, according to a police officer.
Among the items the ladies were packing: four pairs of boots, three pair of jeans, a wallet and gloves. One of the women was able to fit three boots under her breast…. what we want to know is were they ankle boots? Or over..the..knee? Either way, look out Ocean’s Eleven, this was a pretty creative almost-heist.