CoCo’s Assquake For Haiti’s Earthquake!

Coco is out to save the world when she tweeted her genius plan to save Haiti this week, imploring her legions of followers to buy “Haiti We Go Hard” shirts, the likes of which she is modeling in the photo below. Coco’s plea for help included the following inspirational message:

“Get this shirt & lets start a Haiti movement! #Teamcoco WE GO HARD!WE DON’T PLAY!”

“But if her intention is help Haiti, why would Coco choose a photo that also highlights her gargantuan buttocks,” you ask? “Doesn’t that threaten to draw attention away from the cause?”

That’s what we thought too, until we realized that it’s just Coco’s subtle-but-effective way of reminding us that big problems call for big solutions.

Get this shirt & lets start a Haiti movement! #Teamcoco WE GO HARD!WE DON'T PLAY!