A judge sentenced Lindsay Lohan on Wednesday to 30 days in jail and warned the actress there would be plenty more time behind bars if she violated further court orders.

Superior Court Judge Stephanie Sautner imposed the complicated new sentence, telling Lohan she would have to serve more than 400 hours of community service at the county morgue, undergo counseling sessions and report to court frequently to avoid further jail time.

In all, Sautner sentenced Lohan to 300 days in jail for violating a court order, but said the actress would only serve the additional 270 days if there was another violation.

In reality, however, the initial 30-day sentence will be significantly shortened by jail overcrowding, with Lohan likely serving only about six days. The actual length of the term will be set by the Sheriff’s Department, which oversees county lockups.

The actress has until Nov. 9 to report for her jail term, and Sautner ruled she cannot serve house arrest, as she did previously this year.

The judge is keeping a short leash on Lohan, ordering her to report to court for monthly updates between December and March. She said Lohan can no longer leave the country and would have a new “no-nonsense” probation officer.

The judge said the highly-structured sentence was known in judicial circles as “putting the keys to the jail in the defendant’s hands.”

Lohan, 25, acknowledged violating her probation by being terminated from a community service assignment at a women’s shelter earlier this year and missing psychotherapy sessions that the judge previously ordered.

Wearing a polka-dotted dress, Lohan arrived at the courthouse about 10 minutes early and spoke only briefly in court, telling Sautner she understood the sentence and was OK with it.

Sautner noted that Lohan’s popularity in certain circles is low, saying another women’s shelter refused to accept her for a community service assignment because she was considered a bad example for the women.

Lohan’s previous probation officer also wanted off the case, and the new officer is under orders to immediately report any violations directly to Sautner.

It will be Lohan’s fifth jail sentence since being arrested twice for drunken driving in 2007. She last served 35 days on house arrest on a four-month jail sentence.

Sautner revoked Lohan’s probation at a hearing nearly two weeks ago.

Sautner, who is the fifth judge that Lohan has faced since her first arrest in 2007, has expressed exasperation with the actress and California’s budget-strapped jail system.

The “Mean Girls” star has been reporting to the Los Angeles morgue regularly, which Sautner ordered her to do at the last court appearance. The judge had sentenced Lohan to serve 120 hours doing janitorial work at the coroner’s office in April and expressed hope that the actress would benefit from working three times that amount of hours at a women’s shelter.

Lohan was terminated from the shelter program after failing to show up nine times at the center. She told her probation officer the assignment was not fulfilling, according to the actress’ probation report.

The actress’ morgue service has not been without drama. She was turned away the first day after showing up 40 minutes late but has shown up early several times since then. Assistant Chief Coroner Ed Winter declined Tuesday to characterize how Lohan’s service was progressing.

The former Disney star has been sent to jail, rehab, counseling and community service numerous times since being arrested twice for drunken driving in 2007.

Her probation on that case is nearly over, but her release remains supervised after Lohan pleaded no contest in May to misdemeanor theft for taking a $2,500 necklace without permission in January.

Once a headlining actress, Lohan’s court and personal troubles have overshadowed her career for years.

Kris Humphries had a suspicion his celebrity wife Kim Kardashian could be bailing on their marriage, but has told NBA friends he was “blindsided” by Monday’s divorce filing and learned of the news through a TMZ report like the rest of the world.

Kim Kardashian has released a statement to E! News regarding her divorce.

“After careful consideration, I have decided to end my marriage,” she said. “I hope everyone understands this was not an easy decision. I had hoped this marriage was forever, but sometimes things don’t work out as planned. We remain friends and wish each other the best.”

The couple’s recent issues played out in the tabloid world and culminated with Kardashian filing for divorce after 72 days of marriage.

“I love my wife and am devastated to learn she filed for divorce,” Humphries said in a statement later Monday.

Humphries, a free-agent forward who played for the New Jersey Nets a season ago, married Kardashian in a lavish, made-for-reality-TV wedding on Aug. 20 in California. As the Nets planned to move into a brand new Brooklyn arena for the 2012-13 season, his relationship with Kardashian appealed to the franchise’s business and marketing side.

Kardashian lent some sort of celebrity status to the franchise’s courtside seats, but that was never going to influence the Nets’ basketball officials on how they worked to re-sign him. Nets management does have interest in bringing back Humphries, but purely based on his market value for rebounding and defense.

TMZ reported that Kardashian filed for divorce on Monday morning, citing “irreconcilable differences.”

In his statement, Humphries sounded like he isn’t ready for the marriage to end.

“I’m committed to this marriage and everything this covenant represents,” he said, “and I’m willing to do whatever it takes to make it work.”

Comedian Rob Delaney Says He’s Suing Kim Kardashian Over Her Divorce

Rob Delaney, one of the most popular stand-up comedians on Twitter, announced in his column on VICE.com that he’s planning on suing Kim Kardashian to prevent her plan to divorce husband Kris Humphries after 72 days of marriage. He also announced that he will also sue Ryan Seacrest, E! Entertainment Television and Comcast for their part in promoting what he suspects was a “sham marriage” from the beginning.

Delaney writes that he is personally offended by the extravagant build-up of the televised wedding, its massive price tag and seemingly flippant end.

He writes on VICE:

KIM KARDASHIAN, I WANT THIS FOR YOU. I don’t hate you. I hate your shows. I hate that I know who you are. But I could move to Patagonia or New Guinea and escape you if I wasn’t as willingly bound up in our terrifying modern consumer culture as you are. I know that under your unnecessary inch of makeup and Kevlar sheath dress is a heart that yearns for true love and could find and appreciate the pleasures in marriage that I described above. That’s why I’d like you to stay married. And if you won’t, I will sue you.

Whether or not he actually sues Kardashian, Delaney joins a growing number of critics who have slammed the divorce as not only insulting to gay couples who cannot get legally married, but a waste of millions of dollars during an economic recession. George Takei, openly gay former “Star Trek” actor and gay rights advocate, had one of the most retweeted statements on the matter:

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Delaney also took issue with Ryan Seacrest, who produces the various reality shows following the Kardashian family, specifically for a magazine cover where Seacrest claims that “The audience is really smart.”

While Delaney states that “this is not a joke,” it seems unlikely that he will actually sue the above parties. Delaney is known to write in a very tongue-in-cheek manner on his VICE column and on his Twitter. (He also recommends that the money for Kardashian’s wedding should have been given to Bernie Madoff.) Regardless, his threat to sue Kim Kardashian serves as a poignant statement about what Kardashian’s marriage and divorce says about America.

Follow Rob Delaney on Twitter to find out whether he goes through with the lawsuit or not.

Even when you are the Commander-In-Chief, TV still does play a part in your life — specifically when you are trying to figure out what shows to let your children watch. Apparently, one show that is seemingly looked down upon by President Barack Obama for Sasha and Malia is Kim Kardashian’s hit “Keeping Up with the Kardashians.”

What’s the issue here? Speaking to iVillage in a new interview, here is what First Lady Michelle Obama had to say:

“Barack really thinks some of the [Kardashian shows] — when they watch that stuff — he doesn’t like that as much … but I sort of feel like if we’re talking about it, and I’m more concerned with how they take it in — what did you learn when you watched that. And if they’re learning the right lessons, like, that was crazy, then I’m like, okay.”

The Kardashian family is known for producing a great bit of drama on their show — and while there are some family values thrown in there, there is also a certain obsession with material goods.

These are difficult times for rappers’ health. First Rick Ross suffered not one, but two seizures Friday while traveling to a concert in Memphis. Then, on Saturday, Tone Loc collapsed during a performance in Atlanta.

Loc’s manager told TheWrap that the rapper — real name, Anthony Terrell Smith — “is exhausted after performing many shows in the last few months.” After a brief hospitalization, however, the “Wild Thing” and “Funky Cold Medina” star “is fine now.”

This isn’t the first time that Smith, 45, has succumbed to tour fatigue. In 2009, the rapper collapsed during a Pensacola, Fla., performance. At the time, his manager said that flight delays and heat caused the collapse. In December 2010, Loc was arrested on suspicion of DUI in Los Angeles, though the manager told TMZ that the incident was due to a seizure Smith had suffered.

Earlier this month, Smith pleaded no contest to domestic violence and weapons charges, stemming from an alleged June incident with the mother of one of his children. He received one day in county jail, three years’ probation, plus community service and anger-management classes.

The death of Steve Jobs has spawned an outpouring of grief and gratitude from his fans across the globe. From celebrities and Silicon Valley titans to everyday Mac and iPod users, people around the world are taking to the streets and the web to show how he touched and changed them.

Since the announcement of Jobs’s death from pancreatic cancer came Wednesday with a simple graceful image on the Apple Web site, people have been gathering outside Apple stores across the globe to show their gratitude and grief for one of the kings of technology.

Large crowds have been showing up at Apple headquarters in Cupertino, Calif., to remember Jobs. On the company’s campus — a miniature city of sorts where every building is Apple — a memorial has been set up, where the public has been stopping by to leave flowers and light candles.

“[Jobs is] somebody who really made a difference in the world. And we felt like we would come down here to see what was happening here,” one man who said he drove an hour to be there told ABC News.

Apple has said that it doesn’t know when or if there will be a public memorial service for Jobs.

Outside the Apple Store in New York a simple sign reading “I Love Steve” was displayed. One man started bawling, iPad in arms, when asked how he felt about Jobs’ death. And a message was written in what looks like lipstick on the window at an Apple Store in Santa Monica, Calif.: “Thank You Steve,” and a drawing of an apple.

In Tokyo, Beijing, and Seoul they loved him too. At the Ginza shopping district in Tokyo, employees of Apple’s store reportedly held a silent moment of prayer before opening to customers. A candlelight vigil planned outside the store at 5 p.m. Thursday.

Many in Asia feel that Jobs was one of the most crucial men working in the world of technology, and compare Apple to Sony at its prime.

“His ability as a CEO was unmatched. I think he had an incredible impact on leaders of Japanese corporations,” Atsushi Nemoto, a Japanese Jobs fan, said Thursday.

In China alone, more than 50 million messages have been posted on their equivalent to Twitter. It’s reported that within four hours of the announcement, nearly 35 million messages were posted on Sina Weibo and 23 million messages on Tencent QQ Weibo, China’s biggest microblogging sites.

And Jobs’ contemporaries, the fellow kings of software, also had plenty to say of the man who challenged them again and again by making gadgets, gizmos and new technology something sought after and truly cool.

“The world rarely sees someone who has had the profound impact Steve has had, the effects of which will be felt for many generations to come,” Bill Gates said.

Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg had kind words for the man he called his mentor.

“Steve, thank you for being a mentor and a friend. Thanks for showing that what you build can change the world,” Zuckerberg said.

Celebrities from across the entertainment industry also sounded off and took to their Twitter accounts to give a nod to the man people are calling the Thomas Edison of his time.

“While others simply accepted the status quo, he saw the true potential in everything he touched,” “Star Wars” creator George Lucas said.

Actress Eva Longoria tweeted “What an inspiration he was to us all and a creative visionary for the world!,” while Ashton Kutcher wrote: “We have all surfed on the wake of Steve Jobs ship. Now we must learn to sail, but we will never forget our skipper.”

obs’s influence on the world of music has arguably been just as influential as it has on the world of computing and the mobile phone market. Not only did he bring the iPod into the mobile music market — essentially allowing users to keep their entire music catalogue in their pockets — but in January 2001 he helped to usher in the digitalization of music for the everyday user with iTunes.

“Before Steve Jobs, digital music was math class. After, it was recess,” Billboard magazine wrote.

And of course the circuits on Twitter and YouTube were overflowing overnight with tributes from around the world. From students to grown men, it seems almost everyone has something to say about Jobs.

“Just thinking about it, i even used one his quotes for my senior quote last year…innovation distinguishes a follower from a leader,” a young student said on YouTube.

And of course politicians and pundits are chiming in with praise and admiration for a true American innovator. President Obama released a statement shortly after news came of Jobs’s death.

“Steve was among the greatest of American innovators — brave enough to think differently, bold enough to believe he could change the world, and talented enough to do it,” Obama wrote.

The Republican field also took to Twitter to express their feelings on Jobs.

“Steve jobs is an inspiration to American entrepreneurs. He will be missed,” tweeted Mitt Romney, while Herman Cain wrote, “this country is made great by those who personify the American Dream; Steve Jobs gave us new ways with which to dream.”

But the world’s emotions were perhaps best summed up in a tweet that came in the form of four simple letters: “I-Sad.”

L.A. Reid was chose by Simon Cowell as a judge on The X Factor so it’s safe to say he has an eye for talent and maybe he does. That is if you forget he ever dropped Lady Gaga from his record label.

Speaking to Access Hollywood (via StarPulse), Reid says he signed Gaga but had a bad day and fired her after listening to some of her demos which were works in progress. Lady Gaga eventually signed to another label and now she’s a big international star who wears meat dresses.

He tells Access Hollywood, “This artist came to my office… she played piano, she had on white go-go boots – like, all the way up to here, thigh high boots – she sat down at that piano, she played and she sang. When she was done, I said, ‘You are an amazing artist, a true star, and you will change music,’ and I signed her. Her name was Lady Gaga.”

“Then, a few months later, I got her demos, and it was a work in progress, and I was having a bad day. I’m telling you, I was having a bad day. And I said, ‘You know what? I really don’t like it. Let her have her freedom, let her go find her career.’ It was the worst thing I’ve ever done.”

“I felt bad, but I swear to you, like a month later Justin Bieber came and redeemed me, so, you know, I survived it all. But I’m a little bit jealous, because the Twitter following, for example, the biggest ones are Bieber and Lady Gaga, so I would have felt like the king of the world! Instead I felt like half the king.”

Northern Ireland farmer Alan Graham says he doesn’t know who Rihanna is but she must keep her top on while performing on his land.

Graham says he enforced a dress code as he watched Rihanna shoot a video Monday in his wheat field east of Belfast for her new single, “We Found Love.” She’s in Northern Ireland this week to perform three concerts.

The 23-year-old switched from a flannel checked shirt into a stars-and-stripes bikini, a red bra, a mesh black top, and finally went topless before Graham climbed off his tractor to protest.

Graham says, “I had a conversation with Rihanna. I hope she understands where I’m coming from. We shook hands.”

OK, the cat’s out of the bag here we go ya’ll….. Angela Simmons posed for nude photo shoot with PETA, promoting her lifestyle as a vegetarian.Angela Simmons recently posed nude for Peta’s new campaign “Eating Meat Is A Sin,” aimed to help promote a vegetarian lifestyle.

Ms. Simmons is a newly converted vegetarian. She says her uncle, Russell Simmons, helped inspired her to make the change. In fact, she eventully hopes to become a vegan.

In a statement, she explains how Russell helped change her eating habits and how it was difficult in the beginning with her family of meat lovers.


“I eat pretty well, I’m a vegetarian. Hopefully I’ll be a vegan in a couple of years, but I’m taking it one step at a time. My uncle inspired me to become a vegetarian, a vegan, when I was young. He had me watch this video, I can’t remember the name of it, but I was only about 12 or 13 and he gave it to our family. No one else watched it except me. At that age, I tried to be a vegetarian and I couldn’t do it because I was in a family that ate so much meat. But I finally made the change and it’s been like a year and a half now and I’m pretty proud of myself. I’m feeling good and I do work out a lot”

Check out the video of Angela in an ‘Adam & Eve’ inspired outfit for the campaign photo shoot

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Kendra Wilkinson recently revealed that she and her husband Hank Baskett used to have sex in her “Dancing With The Stars” trailer on Tuesdays before the show.

“On Tuesdays before elimination, [my husband] Hank would come over to the set and bring a bottle of wine, and we would have sex in the trailer before the results show,” Wilkinson writes in her new memoir, Being Kendra: Cribs, Cocktails and Getting My Sexy Back (via Life & Style). “Whenever you saw me smiling on camera on Tuesdays, it’s because I just had sex.”

Wilkinson, ever so candid when it comes to her sex life, revealed last week that she and Baskett once got frisky on a Jet Ski.

“Hank and I had sex on a Jet Ski in Cabo,” she told Us Weekly. “It was awesome.”

For more on Kendra, head over to Life & Style.

Ok Ok well maybe it may have been a tough summer…..but Marc Anthony had the total support of his fans Friday night at his sold-out concert at Miami’s American Airlines Arena.

And they showed him that immediately as they sang “Happy Birthday”…Anthony turned 43 on Friday night….. immediately after he took the stage. The surprised singer fell to his knees, teary-eyed, in thanks.

Then it was his turn to sing.

Performing mostly in Spanish, he kept the enthusiastic audience on their feet all night. Hinting at his recent heartache after the breakup of his marriage to Jennifer Lopez, Anthony introduced his song “Until I Met You” (“Hasta Que Te Conoci”) – about suffering in love – and called it “complicated.”

He also thanked the audience for “all your love and support, especially this year; it means a lot to me.”

Later in the evening, Anthony’s teenage daughter, Ariana (with ex-girlfriend Debbie Rosado), presented him with a three-tier, black and white birthday cake, while the crowd serenaded him once again.

Said Anthony: “Who in the world could say they’re spending their birthday like this? I’m a very lucky man.”

And It Continues:
Around midnight, the singer headed to a private birthday party – without a date – at Club 50 inside Miami’s Viceroy Hotel. Inside were about 150 close friends.

Anthony stuck around for about an hour – plenty of time to mingle with guests and cut his custom cake designed by Geof Manthorne of Baltimore’s Charm City Bakery.

When guests asked the singer what he wished as he was blowing out the candles, he replied that he “already had his wish.”

After Anthony cut his cake, he told his friends he was issuing an “executive order to stay, drink as much as you can and party all night.” But it didn’t apply to him as he had to get some rest before the rest of his weekend concerts.

“I feel like I am home,” he told his party guests, getting emotional. “Thanks for showing up. It’s mind-boggling.”