Joakim Noah, Topless GF, Party In St. Bart’s

Cameras spotted Chicago Bulls 6’11” Joakim Noah — the one with the crazy, frizzy hair — puttin’ a full court press on some smokin’ hot woman rumored to be his GF. TMZ.com spotted Noah frolicking in St. Bart’s with a beautiful, occasionally topless girl on his arm, playing in the water and relaxing on the beach and so on and so forth; there’s nothing particularly scandalous, except when one looks at how stunningly attractive the female is. We’re still incredibly jealous and a little bit stabby right now, but it’s true all the same. But we’re resigned to our fate. All we ask to be able to live vicariously through her steamy photos..