
It was revealed on Tuesday that Real Housewives of New Jersey “star” Danielle Staub. And now we have uncensored pictures. But be warned: you can never unsee these. Believe me, I’ve tried everything: bleach in my eyes, loud whistles, hitting my head against the wall. Nope. I may never get an erection again. It feels like my penis just got back from two tours of duty in ‘Nam. I’m pretty sure the poor thing has post-traumatic stress disorder.
































